Characters

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Character Stats Special Ability Traits Starting Items Description
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Assassin
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 4
Stealthily moves through the shadows and murders people from behind. One day dreamed of assassinating a president or military leader, but has so far had to settle for rich old ladies and the occasional rich feline heir. Hey, a job's a job! When the Assassin heard about the growing unrest against the mayor, a murderous spirit within was renewed!
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Bartender
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

Everyone loves the friendly Bartender! One of the few people willing to listen to you drone on about how your job is crap, the opposite sex doesn't like you, and you're thinking of 'ending it all in a rain of gunfire and carnage'. Blah blah blah! But the bartender remains understanding and discrete to their core. Fun fact, the Bartender also serves alcohol.
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Bouncer
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 4
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

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Comedian
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 2
Whether expounding on the differences between races or lamenting a recent online date gone hi-lariously bad, the Comedian has no shortage of worldview-expanding and totally non-hacky material. While their jokes can be polarizing at times, the comedian lives to be loved, and won't be happy until everyone laughs DAMMIT!
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Cop
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2
Follows the Law of the Land unflinchingly, even if it doesn't always make perfect sense. Despite this, the Cop became disenchanted with the current government after a law was passed preventing more than four people from dancing side by side, sadly forcing the Cop's Village People cover group to disband.
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Doctor
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 2
One of the few true pacifists in this dangerous world. Indeed, the Doctor is very skilled at 'pacifying' people. With chloroform. But business is currently booming, what with all the beating being administered by Cops since the Mayor's new "Law of the Land" was put in place. Despite the extra cash flow, the Doctor would rather the streets be safe, and has decided to join the Resistance.
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DrugDealer
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 4

None

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Gangster (Crepe)
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

Joined the Crepes after witnessing their mother being murdered at the hands of a Blahd. Actually, it wasn't a Blahd, it was just a naked man with extreme full-body rosacea. And it wasn't a murder, they were just fornicating! The Gangster probably needs to have their vision checked.
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Gangster (Blahd)
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

Joined the Blahds after witnessing their father being murdered at the hands of a Crepe. Actually, it wasn't a Crepe, it was just a naked woman doing Avatar cosplay. And it wasn't a murder, they were just fornicating! The Gangster probably needs to have their vision checked.
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DrugDealer
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 4

None

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Ghost
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 3
  • Accuracy: 1
  • Speed: 1

None

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Guard
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

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Hacker
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 3
Has ambitions of hacking the planet, but will realistically settle for your parents' webcam. What Hacker worth their weight in salt doesn't want to take down the system? Joining the Resistance was a no-brainer for this societal outcast. Also no-brainers: Cheetos and not showering. .....Stereotypes.
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Jock
  • Endurance: 4
  • Strength: 4
  • Accuracy: 1
  • Speed: 3
When not administering wedgies, swirlies, and Indian sunburns to nerds, the Jock enjoys running into walls at high speeds. When scientists contended that this behavior destroys brain cells, the Jock passionately argued that it actually RESTORES brain cells, ironically giving more validity to the scientists' claims. Scientists backed down after receiving the most severe purple nurples of their lives.
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Office Drone
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 2

None

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Scientist
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 2

None

Has devoted their life to advancing science and torturing gorillas. As a result of the former, the Scientist has acquired a number of fun toys to take on their adventure. While they would probably prefer to be testing these toys on caged gorillas in the name of scientific progress (read: undiagnosed sadism), the Scientist has joined the Resistance due to the Mayor cutting beaker allowances to 1 per laboratory.
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Shapeshifter
  • Endurance: 1
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 1
  • Speed: 4
The Shapeshifter has been sent to Earth from the heavens to clean up the mess caused by the Mayor. Unfortunately, the Shapeshifter's earthly appearance is that of a demonic-looking little naked person (it's just pink eye, OK?), which is not really ideal for functioning in society. Fortunately, the Possession Stone allows the ShapeShifter to hop into and out of people's bodies, making life on Earth a whole lot easier!
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Shopkeeper
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 4
  • Speed: 2

None

Is often known for being very critical of his fellow roguelike shopkeepers, referring to his contemporaries who set up shop in the middle of dungeons as "frigging idiots with no common sense". Prefers to do business in populated areas that aren't surrounded by deadly monsters.
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Slave
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 3

None

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Slavemaster
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 1

None

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Slum Dweller
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 3
  • Accuracy: 3
  • Speed: 3

None

Super Studious

Jack of Extra Trades

Potential To Not Suck

Whiskey Starting from nothing, the humble Slum Dweller is willing to rise up and do whatever it takes to make it in this crazy world. This typically involves beating up random people for their cash, and scouring trash barrels for bacon cheeseburgers. A true personification of the American Dream!
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Soldier
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 3
  • Accuracy: 4
  • Speed: 2

None

The Soldier aspires to fight for the city. Unfortunately there are no wars going on right now. So why not create one? That's where the Resistance comes in. Rather than sitting around twiddling their thumbs, the soldier will now have the opportunity to fight the good fight -- and maybe even commit a few atrocities in the process! Hoo-ah!!!
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Thief
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 1
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 4
Pretty much the worst thief who has ever lived. Actually dresses in stereotypical burglar garb. Ridiculous. This was done out of tremendous insecurities -- they thought it would make them feel like more of a professional criminal. It didn't. Will the Thief ever conquer their imposter syndrome?
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Vampire
  • Endurance: 2
  • Strength: 3
  • Accuracy: 2
  • Speed: 4
Sucks people's blood not out of absolute necessity, but is actually just a really picky eater. This pickiness extends to the Vampire's social circles. Recently overheard: "Why does this zombie keep texting me to hang out? It's like, dude, just cause we're both undead doesn't mean we're besties. All you do is whine about politics."
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Worker
  • Endurance: 3
  • Strength: 2
  • Accuracy: 1
  • Speed: 2

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Wrestler
  • Endurance: 4
  • Strength: 4
  • Accuracy: 1
  • Speed: 1
Manhandling, smashing, beating -- all in a day's work for the simple-minded but strong-of-heart Wrestler! But in truth, this behavior stems from the Wrestler's severe frustrations with the world. Why has the mayor banned playful roughhousing? Why do so many businesses frown upon shirtlessness? Why do books have all those stupid words in them? AAARRRGH!!!